Here be the page that thou hast searched for, during the days encompassing the entirety of thine humble life. Rest well, weary pilgrim, and read on whole heartedly. Within the confined lines of this one page lie the answers to all your questions. Within this most festooned folio is contained the chronology of the Mall God's trades, terms and conditions. When thou hast completed a full run through of the Meister-of-Merchant's menology, you shall know their divine and uncorrupted power and the forthright and ingenious wisdom.